sometimes when i see morbidly obese people standing passively on the down escalators, i want to tap them on the shoulder and say, “excuse me. this is an escalator, not a ride. this may be why you have a Body Mass Index of 50*. you are resting when you should be burning calories.”
is that wrong? ok, i feel bad now.
*http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/
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That's ok, I might actually be meaner. Sometime last year, I contemplated making a t-shirt saying "Does your boyfriend know you're fat?" UGH. I can't believe I just said that on the internet.
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