the lingonberry mystery

i'm a little tipsy after having a few glasses of wine. and so i don't know why i'm blogging when i really should be asleep. but someone during dinner said the word "lingonberry" which triggered in my mind a book that i read as a teenager. i forget what it's called, but it remains to be the funniest book that i read according to my life level. meaning, i have since read funnier books (burroughs , sedaris, barry etc etc) but relative to my life experience, that book is the funniest. does that make sense. anyway, i'm tipsy so not that articulate. THING IS, i cannot remember the name of the book. the only thing i remember is that the female protagonist was the "lingonberry princess" and she said to the prince "i'd rather make out with a mongoose." so i typed this in google and you'd be surprised how many results come up. i mean, REALLY?

anyway. if you can tell me the name of that book, i will love you forever and ever. (the front cover has a princess who is lifting up her dress to reveal blue jeans. i know - i real hoot! but AT THE TIME, it was age appropriately hysterical).