Q: why are witches frustrated? A: because warlocks have hallow-weenies.

Halloween is around the corner and decorations are popping up around San Diego. Can we take a moment and discuss this one I saw while picking up lunch?

It says: Enter. U.R. Dead.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was TEXTING with this sign. Wouldn’t it make more sense to just write: “Enter. You Are Dead” ??



Actually, no. No, it wouldn’t make more sense to write out the words "You Are" at all. Maybe it’s my severely sleep deprived brain post baby, but I have no idea what this sign is trying to say.

Did it mean to say:

(Do Not) Enter. (Because) U.R. Dead
(U. Can’t) Enter. (Because) U.R. Dead
Enter. U.R. (a Dad)
(If You) Enter. U.R. Dead (like, you know, like the kind of signs i used to scotch tape on my "clubhouse" to keep my brother out)



I'm not saying that I'm against fun Halloween decor. I'm not dressing up as the Grinch this October 31st. Alls I'm saying is if you're going to have a sign, it should at least make sense.