addendum to my last post in IM

16:32:08 REBECCA CHAMBERS : why is that a cervical traction system?
16:32:11 REBECCA CHAMBERS : i am confused
16:32:19 IRENE KIM : I KNOW
16:32:23 IRENE KIM : i need to put something in there
16:32:30 IRENE KIM : allegedly, cervical also means neck
16:32:33 IRENE KIM : who knew?
16:32:36 REBECCA CHAMBERS : omg that is even funnier!
16:32:41 REBECCA CHAMBERS : i was already peeing my pants

For you men out there, "cervical" reminds women of the part of our bodies that gets probed with an archaic torture tool called a "speculum" once a year.

a speculum is an instrument used to explore body cavities. i'm done with this blog.

worst idea ever

DANGER DANGER!

I can see this scenario ending in many different ways, none of them good. come on SKYMALL!

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